Wednesday, June 17, 2015

**GIVEAWAY** Interview with KJ Larsen - Bye Bye Love Partners in Crime Tours

Bye, Bye Love

by KJ Larsen

on Tour June 2015


Synopsis:

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Chicago’s Pants On Fire Detective Agency targets liars and cheats. But PI Cat DeLuca is once again up to her smokin’ skinny jeans in murder.
Cat is out running in a neighborhood park when she crashes over the faceless body of Bernie Love. Bernie was the finance guy to the scary Provenza family, with whom he grew up. And friend to Cat’s shady, Ferrari-wheeling-cop Uncle Joey. As she hauls out her phone, Cat is assaulted by someone with a Rolex, stun gun, and wheelbarrow. When the cops show up, the killer is gone. And so is the body.
Captain Bob, a stickler for habeas corpus, blows off Cat’s story. Stung by a chorus of snickers from the Ninth Precinct, home base for DeLuca men, Cat vows to make her case and goes after Rolex man. The murderer, desperate to silence the only person who can place him at the park, comes after Cat. She’s quickly on a collision course with the deadliest adversary she’s ever encountered—but she has the help of her beagle partner, her gun-happy assistant, an ex-spy (or two), and her outrageous, interfering Italian family. Meanwhile, her hot, FBI-boyfriend seems sidelined in Vegas.
In Bye, Bye, Love, K.J. Larsen delivers another nail-biting tale rife with unexpected plot twists, zany characters, fabulous food, and laugh-out-loud humor.


Book Details:


Genre: Cozy Mystery
Published by: Poisoned Pen Press
Publication Date: Aprl 7, 2015
Number of Pages: 28
ISBN: 9781464203831
Series: Cat DeLuca Mystery #4 (Each is a Stand-Alone Novel)
Purchase Links: Amazon Barnes & Noble Goodreads





Read an excerpt:

Chapter One
I was staking out the LeGrande Hotel on Asher and sucking the creamy filling out of a cannoli. My fingers absently drummed out a beat on the steering wheel while I kept an eye on a brunette in the hotel parking lot. Her name is Cookie Allen. Cookie’s married to Jerry, a wiry man with a birdlike face and a wild nest of yellow hair. Jerry’s an inquisitive kind of guy. He wants to know why his wife reeks of Brut Cologne.
It’s not exactly rocket science. Cookie Allen has a lover. She left telltale signs and a big trail of cookie crumbs. A dumbass could figure it out. But not Jerry. He’s hired me to spell it out for him.
I’m a great speller.
My name is Cat DeLuca and I’m a Private Dick—though I prefer Jane. I don’t investigate for insurance companies or work for ambulance-chasers. I won’t find your high school sweetheart. But if you’re in Chicagoland and you suspect your partner is stepping out, call me. I kick ass at catching cheaters.
Last week Jerry showed up at my office, his brain in deep freeze. His wife’s betrayal was slapping him in the face, but he was swimming in denial. It happens in this business. You know your relationship is in the toilet but you’re not ready to go there. So your mind creates an alternative scenario as a coping mechanism. It’s a temporary state of insanity.
That’s where I come in.
“What do you think is happening with your wife, Jerry?”
His small, birdlike chin quivered. “What do you mean?”
“I dunno. The late nights, unexplained absences. A sudden disinterest in sex and all things you.”
“I think it’s the change. I hear it affects women that way.”
“Your wife is twenty-six years old.”
“So?”
“It’s not the change.”
Jerry scrunched his face, searching for an explanation other than the obvious. I stopped him before he could decide his wife had a part-time job moonlighting for Brut.
“The Brut Factory is in Texas,” I said.
“What does that have to do with anything?”
“Just sayin’.”
Jerry sighed and gnawed on beakish lips. “I don’t wanna make no trouble.”
“God, no.”
“So what will you do?”
“I’m gonna shadow her.”
His eyes flashed alarm. “If Cookie thinks I don’t trust her…”
“She won’t know I was there. It’s what I do”.
He dragged out a roll of antacids, popped a handful in his mouth, and chewed furiously.
“Here’s the plan. I’ll be in the hospital parking lot when your wife’s shift ends on Sunday. I’ll tail her—”
His eyes widened.
“Not to worry. I’m the queen of discretion. I’ll keep a diary of her movements. Make a note of anyone she has contact with.”
He nodded staring through me, his brain still on ice.
I wanted to shake him, but I put a hand on his arm and flashed an encouraging smile.
“I got this, Jerry. You’re going to be OK. I’m armed with spy-eye binoculars and my super, high-powered camera. I’ll snag some steamy 8 by 10 glossies and when I deliver them to you your brain will thaw.”
He nodded and then his head did a double take. “Huh?”
“Exactly.”
***
A horn blared from the street in front of the hotel. Cookie was too busy fidgeting with her hair to notice. She was primping for Brut Boy. I popped the newest Pink album into the CD player, stretched my legs, and waited.
Cookie Allen works as an X-ray tech at Mercy Hospital and I was waiting when her shift ended at 2:30. At 2:31 she bolted out the door and barreled to her car. She gave her face a five-minute touch up and perked up the girls before pulling the red Mazda Miata out of her parking spot. I was on her like sauce on spaghetti. She headed down Twenty-sixth and hit the Dan Ryan toward the west end, hell and gone from her house in Bridgeport. Her first stop was a dry cleaner’s on South Ashland. Cookie dropped off a small bag of clothes, then took a quick spin by Lovers Package. Next stop was Walgreen’s for a Snickers bar, some mints, and a copy of Soap Opera Digest. And like a cherry on top, a can of whipping cream. I didn’t have to be a top-notch detective to know one thing. Some Mama’s son was gonna get lucky tonight.
The G in the neon LeGrande Hotel sign sputtered, making it quiver almost hypnotically. I mentally slapped myself and opened my surveillance cooler. It was stocked with Tino’s pizza, sausages, and Mama’s Mediterranean chicken. As well as her unrivaled cannoli. It will drop you to your knees.
I tossed a sausage to the beagle in the backseat. Inga is my partner at the Pants on Fire Detective Agency. She has soulful brown eyes and an ever-joyful tail. She’s fiercely loyal and better company than most people I know.
I poured a cup of coffee and let the steam warm my face. I get what Jerry’s going through. My brief marriage to Johnnie Rizzo was a crash course in infidelity. It was like a knife to the gut. Johnnie was a serial cheater, scoring like an Olympic athlete.
But then, love can be brutal.
Sometimes you gotta get up, brush yourself off, and take your life back. You go out with your friends and exorcise your lying ex with shameless quantities of tequila and chocolate. You listen to the voice inside you that says you’ll create a better life than you ever imagined. Even if it’s the tequila talking.
A cool late autumn breeze blew off the lake. I hunched down in my silver Honda Accord and tugged my coat tighter around me. I didn’t want to fire up my engine and draw attention to myself. I figured this gig wouldn’t last long. The LeGrande is known for renting rooms by the hour. I doubt the sheets change as often as the guests.
Inga kissed my cheek and jumped into the passenger seat to negotiate for more sausages. A beat up blue construction van pulled into the hotel parking lot. Cookie lept from the car, feet dancing, before Brut Boy killed the engine. Her husband, Jerry, may look like a bird. But her lover was a big burly bear of a guy with dark curly hair exploding from his neckline. Cookie seemed to be exploring a wide spectrum of the animal kingdom.
They ran into each other’s arms and held tight for a long time. When they pulled back, they gazed deep in each other’s eyes and laughed.
I’ve been in this business a long time. And I’ve found people are driven to cheat for a variety of reasons: for the thrill, revenge, self-undoing, conquest, boredom, emptiness, or a sense of loss. Sometimes, it’s just for a lack of good sense. Some people cheat because they think they won’t get caught. Others just wanna get busted.
I’d probably never know how the affair between Cookie and her bear of a lover began. But I believed she was here today because they were in love. I aimed my camera, knowing I’d hate passing the pics on to Jerry. Cookie’s lover wore a wedding ring. I knew Cookie and Jerry didn’t have kids. It would be too much to hope her lover’s marriage would dissolve so cleanly.
She put an arm around his waist and they drifted my way. I buried my face in the latest O! Magazine. The lovers ambled past me and into the hotel, his hand resting on her bum.
I tossed another sausage into the backseat. “Back in a flash, Inga. This won’t take long.”
I grabbed my flower print handbag with the hidden camcorder and strode to the heavy oak and glass doors. I was locked, loaded, and ready for love.
Or at least ready to expose it on 8 by 10 color glossies. I paused a moment beneath the quivering neon G and taking a deep, heady breath of Brut, tromped into the hotel behind them.



Hi Ladies, welcome to The Reading Frenzy
Tell us all a little about Bye, Bye, Love.
Cat DeLuca’s brief marriage to Johnnie Rizzo was a crash course in infidelity. But it gave her the skills she needed to launch The Pants On Fire Detective Agency. Now armed with spy glasses, a camera, and Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker, the street smart detective scales balconies and teeters outside hotel windows to catch philanderers with their pants down. Her 8X10 glossies can sweeten a client’s divorce settlement.
In Cat’s fourth adventure, the Chicago PI is running in the park with her beagle/partner, Inga, when she crashes headlong over a faceless body. Before she can haul out her phone, the killer returns and overpowers her. When the cops arrive, the body’s gone and there’s no evidence to back up Cat’s story. Captain Bob blows her off and dismisses her claim as a prank. Determined to find justice for the victim and prove the Captain an idiot, Cat goes rogue. She’s hot on the trail of a body snatcher with a beagle-size bite on his leg.  Aided by her gun-happy assistant, Cat stalks a mobster, haunts a biker bar, and adopts a dead man’s dog while dodging bullets from a killer who wants the witness dead.


What a fabulous collaborative team, three sisters.
Tell my readers how this came to be?
With too much wine and a decided lack of good sense!
We sisters were close as kids but as grownups, we found ourselves living in different parts of the country, connecting less and less. In the summer of 2008, we scheduled a sister get-a-way on the San Juan Islands. One night there was a bottle of wine, a bucket of clams, and a lot of laughing and joking. We passed around the books we brought with us (we’re crazy-avid readers) and someone said we should write a novel together and have lots of getaway time together. We weren’t serious but we made a game of it. We whipped out some paper and began taking notes. When morning came, we had the Pants On Fire Detective Agency, a sassy PI named Cat DeLuca, an outrageous, interfering Italian family, a hunky FBI agent, a couple questionable ex-spies, and a crooked cop with a red Ferrari named Uncle Joey.


The Pants on Fire Detective Agency sounds like a place I’d love to work.
Who thought of it?
We usually blame it on Chateau Ste Michelle Winery and a good Chardonnay.

The truth is, our Mama passed shortly before this time. We like to think it was her idea. 


Now tell us a little about Cat Deluca.
 Cat is the second of five kids in an Italian, South Chicago family where the men are cops and the women breed more cops. Cat doesn't buy into that role.  She’s 30, divorced, and her detective agency catches cheaters. She gets into all kinds of sticky situations.  Capers, sexy hunks, and explosions rock the Bridgeport neighborhood on her watch.
Cat is fiercely loyal to her hilariously dysfunctional family. Her partner, a beagle named Inga, is a food whore and she’s likely to eat the evidence. Her assistant, former client, Cleo Jones, has a disturbing eagerness to shoot people.


Now tell us how the collaboration works especially since you’re not all in one spot.
Every morning we sisters get on Skype.  Since we live in different parts of the country it’s the best way to communicate. We’ll have a loose outline for the plot but we like lots of room to improvise. Each day we ask, What does Cat do today. We throw around ideas and make some decisions and then whoever wants to write that section, will dibbs it.  Scenes have been settled with rock, paper, scissors.

 Usually it’s a pajama party. Three blurry-eyed sisters white-knuckling their first cup of coffee like a lifeline.  It ain’t pretty.


So of the three of you who is the most levelheaded?
Julianne.

The most hotheaded?
Julianne.  She’s complicated.

What’s the most fun about working with your sisters?
The most fun is the laughter. Cat DeLuca and her hijinx gang crack us up.
The writing life can be challenging at times but we sisters have each other’s backs. The gift of creating something we love with the people we love most, is priceless.

Ladies thanks so much for this fabulous chat. Good Luck with Cats latest tale and all her investigations to come!!
Thank-you! And our heartfelt thanks to the Reading Frenzy and your amazing fans. This was great fun!



Author Bio:

authorOne day three sisters, linked by a voracious love of mysteries, set off to write their own. Hunched over a mojito and bucket of steamer clams, the Pants On Fire Detective Agency was born. Julianne, Kristen and Kari Larsen, (horse trainer, minister and irreverent baker) deliver a sizzling read and easy smile. Liar Liar is the first book in the Cat DeLuca mysteries. The sisters live in the Pacific Northwest and Chicago area and are currently at work on Cat’s next, most fabulous adventure.

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8 comments:

  1. Thanks so much for introducing us to this sister team of writers! Great interview. Looking forward to catching up with their new mystery.

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    1. Thanks Lance, I had a blast interviewing them. They're a hoot!!

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  2. I think this line right here was my favorite part of this interview because I couldn't imagine what fun and chaos it probably was!

    "What a fabulous collaborative team, three sisters.
    Tell my readers how this came to be?"

    "With too much wine and a decided lack of good sense!"

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  3. So cool!

    I wonder how they handle extreme creative differences. Those that can't be solved by rock, paper, scissors.

    They do sounds like they had a lot of fun writing this.

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    1. Braine, thanks for stopping by. Yes it does sound like a bit of merry chaos from them. My favorite part of doing interviews is coming up with questions specifically for the author I'm interviewing and then waiting for the answers, it's kind of like opening Christmas gifts :)

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  4. Very cool that three siblings write together. I love my sisters but nope it would never work..lol This sound like fun summer read :)

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