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Fata Morgana
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Steven R. Boyett, Ken Mitchroney
Narrated by: Macleod Andrews
Length: 12 hrs and 9 mins
Unabridged Audiobook
Release date: 06-13-17
Language: English
Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc.
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My Review:
Fata Morgana
Steven R. Boyette & Ken Mitchroney
Steven R. Boyette & Ken Mitchroney
Writer Boyett and Film director Mitchroney’s fiction collaboration has
something for everyone, a fantastic genre meld of fantasy, WWII fiction and a
sci-fi action thriller with a touching fated romance thrown in for good
measure. The plot line is a tight, fast moving, inventive nail-biter, with brilliant
world building to match. The narrative is fluent descriptive and exceptional.
And then there’s the storytelling, which is masterful not leaving any of the
aforementioned genres in the dust or dragging but featuring each in an original
and unique creative light. The characters are all outstanding and all era
appropriate from the consummate leader captain, the smack talking co-pilot,
stoic Native American gunner to the folks from the dome, in fact the only thing
I didn’t like about it was that it ended too soon. The real stand out was
seeing the absolute loyalty of captain and crew who would and did march through
hell for each other.
NARRATION- 5
The narration of Macleod Andrews is a flawless rendition of this epic novel and he brilliantly epitomizes each and every character, all accents, intonations and emotions. He will bring his audience to their knees with his battle scenes and having them rolling on the floor with his 1943 impersonations and feeling like they’re in the stands of a ballpark when he calls the balls and strikes of an impromptu pick-up game. His voices were all impeccable but it was his rendition of Captain Farley that is award winning. Bravo!!!
The narration of Macleod Andrews is a flawless rendition of this epic novel and he brilliantly epitomizes each and every character, all accents, intonations and emotions. He will bring his audience to their knees with his battle scenes and having them rolling on the floor with his 1943 impersonations and feeling like they’re in the stands of a ballpark when he calls the balls and strikes of an impromptu pick-up game. His voices were all impeccable but it was his rendition of Captain Farley that is award winning. Bravo!!!
SYNOPSIS:
In 1943 Captain Joe Farley and his crew on the B17 Flying Fortress, Fata Morgana were one of several dozen in a squadron headed to mount an attack on one of Hitler’s munitions plants when they encountered enemy fire. While engaging in battle with bullets flying and losing ground they are suddenly surrounded by an eerie static, fly through a strange disturbance and right into a science fiction movie complete with flying monsters and an advanced civilization of humans who take control of the aircraft and unlikely though it may seem, speak English.
In 1943 Captain Joe Farley and his crew on the B17 Flying Fortress, Fata Morgana were one of several dozen in a squadron headed to mount an attack on one of Hitler’s munitions plants when they encountered enemy fire. While engaging in battle with bullets flying and losing ground they are suddenly surrounded by an eerie static, fly through a strange disturbance and right into a science fiction movie complete with flying monsters and an advanced civilization of humans who take control of the aircraft and unlikely though it may seem, speak English.
The crew is rescued but separated from the aircraft’s
abductors and learn this scarred desecrated landscape is a result of a
centuries old battle. After the toxic dust settled the survivors of the
apocalypse split into two opposing sides; The Redoubt who has captured the Fata
Morgana and the Dome dwellers where Farley and his crew find themselves. But
the dome is and has been failing for years and is now for all intents and
purposes held together with spit wads and chewing gum so until they can form a
plan to rescue the Fata Morgana, the crew try to make themselves useful by
lending a hand wherever they can. But as the crew learn more about the dome
they’re also discovering something much more disturbing, this place may not be
as alien as they once thought and know their first priority has to be to
retrieve their aircraft and get back home or die trying.
for those who prefer print––
prologue
Two weeks ago in the Voice of America they
had bombed an airplane
factory in Brunswick and barely made it back. The Germans
had that ground
sewn up tight,
flak so heavy
the birds were walking
on it. Even while you watched
it shred the bombers
in triple-group formation ahead of you, you found yourself admiring the precision placement. The krauts had a gee- whiz mechanical computer rangefinder that directed the 8.8-centimeter antiaircraft guns that fired a twenty-pound shell
faster than the speed of sound. The shells went
off at programmed altitudes like deadly popcorn
kernels, spraying
metal fragments that punched through aluminum sheeting,
cut fuel and electrical and hydraulic
lines, fouled props, and shredded engines and men.
And there was nothing to be done about it. The bombers had to stay level and on-course because the top-secret
Norden bombsight had delicate
gyros that wanted a Cadillac glide once the run over the Initial Point
began. For maximum concentration of explosive damage, the bombers had to remain in tight echelon formation—which also maximized
the devastation of the flak bursts. Once the bomb run began there was no deviating. No evasive maneuvers, no flying
above or below
the flak level.
There was nothing
you could do but ride it out and grab your lucky charms. The only good in that hot mess was that the flak kept the Luftwaffe out of their hair, because
on the Brunswick mission
the Messerschmitts had been on them like starving fleas on a fat hound.
Boney Mullen, their bombardier, had released with the lead bombardier’s drop over the target, and they
were just banking
off the run to dive below the flak when
they caught a close burst low on the right side. It took out Number Three engine and punched through
the ball turret and shot chunks
into the fuselage.
Voice of America was a hangar queen.
She’d thrown a rod on the mission before
this one,
and Wen Bonniker,
their flight engineer,
had asked Farley if he could requisition a junked B-17 for parts. “Then
we could fly that one instead,” he’d drawled, straight-faced. “’Cause fixing this one’s like taking a gator to the vet. You’re just making
it better so it can try to kill you again.”
Captain Farley had feathered Number Three
after it got creamed.
Then he saw that it was leaking oil. At least
the goddamn thing wasn’t
on fire. In the copilot
seat beside him Lieutenant Broben called
out the oil-pressure drop and reported that fuel was looking okay. He shut off Number Three fuel line and Farley upped throttle on the remaining
engines. Higher RPM would eat up fuel,
and the drag on Number Three would eat up more. It was a long way back to England,
and now the bomber
would be trying to turn right
the entire way. TDB, too damn bad.
Farley got on the interphone for a status
check. The crew
reported that the bird was holier than the pope, but Number Three engine seemed to have got the worst of the damage. Handsome Hansen hadn’t reported
back from the ball turret and Farley told Garrett to go check on him. Garrett banged
a wrench on the turret
hatch and didn’t
get a return bang, so he cranked the
turret and undogged
the latches and swung the hatch down
and stared into
the tiny space for a moment.
Then he dogged
the hatch again
and reported that
the ball turret
was out of commission and that Hansen had been killed by flak. He did not report the jagged, foot-wide hole in the side of the turret, or the bloody
chunks of Hansen
coating the inside
in a kind of frozen
stew that was in no way identifiable as something
that, ten minutes earlier, had been a nineteen-year-old with big white
teeth and a total inability to tell when
his leg was being pulled.
With an engine out the Voice of America couldn’t keep
up with the
flight group, so Farley had dropped out of the formation. He and Broben watched the other bombers pull ahead, stark silhouettes in the midday sun. They counted
four B-17s missing from the group,
apart from the Voice. Two of the remaining
bombers were burning oil or worse, and trailed
dark black plumes that would be a roadmap
for any Luftwaffe pilots who sighted
them.
Broben had shaken
his head in disgust and said, “Why don’t
we skywrite directions to the airfield while we’re at it?”
Farley nodded grimly and gave the homebound
formation a wistful two-fingered salute. Then he told the crew to keep a sharp eye out for enemy fighters. Straggling alone apart
from the bomber group
the Voice was now a flying bullseye. The
German pilots would go after her like wolves after
a stray yearling. There’d
be no help from other
bombers, and the Voice was still hours away from picking
up a fighter escort.
Near the coast
north of Rotterdam they were spotted
by four Bf 109s. Farley
had taken the B-17
down below ten
thousand so that
the denser air would give
the fuel more stretch
and
the crew could take off their
oxygen masks. The yellow-nosed Messerschmitts broke formation and came at them
from high and behind, four
o’clock and eight
o’clock. The Voice filled with staccato hammering from the .50-caliber Browning machine
guns at the waist and tail and upper
turret. The German fighters
were going for
the damaged wing. Oil
had sprayed everywhere, and one good tracer round would light her up like a fuse leading
straight to the fuel cells. Instant
Fourth of July.
But Everett scored
a hit on the Messerschmitts’ first pass, firing
from the bomber’s right waist and carving
chunks out of the
canopy of the lead fighter.
The Bf 109 veered off and corkscrewed down into the pale green Dutch
countryside.
The other three
fighters had immediately broken
off the attack.
That shot of Everett’s had been the lucky first-round haymaker that ends the fight right then and there, and the remaining Luftwaffe pilots
seemed only too happy to turn tail. Maybe it was dinner
time.
Garrett and Everett
usually went at each other like an old married couple,
but when the 109s broke off, Garrett—a heavyweight wrestler
in high school a few years ago—picked Everett up in a bear hug and carried
him to the back of the bomber, laughing
and yelling and calling him one terrific
son of a bitch.
It had been
great shooting, all right, but everyone
knew how lucky
they’d all been. There could easily have
been forty fighters
instead of four. And if the 109s had come from below, their pilots
would have seen the wrecked
ball turret and started
working on gutting
the bottom-blind Voice of America
like a trout.
After the Messerschmitts had sped off, Farley took
the Voice down to two thousand
feet to conserve
even more fuel. Number Four was leaking
now and oil pressure was dropping. Wen reported that he could smell fuel near the bomb bay.
The North Sea was whitecapped and rough two thousand feet below. Farley
didn’t think the junkheap
bomber was going to make it across.
And he sure as hell didn’t like the idea of his crew bobbing like corks in that cold rough water for however long it would take the Allies or the Germans to pick them up—assuming anyone picked them up at all. Turning back to bail out over Holland
and Belgium was out, unless
they wanted to ride out the war in a stalag. If they weren’t
shot after parachuting in.
Farley gave Plavitz
their fuel situation
and told him to find an English
runway in range. The navigator stopped
his constant drummer’s paradiddles and hunkered over
his charts and did calculations with pencil and paper and worked a ruler and compass on a chart and said he thought
they could make the joint RAF/USAAF
base at Horsham
St. Faith outside Norwich. If not, there were RAF bases
along the route—but
they were all medium-bomber fields, and Plavitz
wasn’t sure about
the runways. Farley told him beggars
can’t be choosers, and Plavitz sang out coordinates for the nearest
field.
The bum-engined bomber took some nursing. They were losing altitude and speed and Farley couldn’t get her to climb. Any slower than this and raising
the nose would stall her. Farley told the crew they could either bail into the North Atlantic
or take their
chances on reaching an airfield.
There hadn’t even been a pause. “We’re
with you, cap,” said Wen. The others chimed their agreement.
“All right, then,”
Farley told the crew, “let’s clean her out. Everything that isn’t nailed down goes out the window.
We don’t have room to be sentimental here.”
“Sentimental, my ass,” came Wen’s gravel voice. “I want to jack her up and slide a whole new bomber under her.” You
weren’t supposed to bad-mouth
your aircraft, but Wen had pretty
much given up by now.
The Voice of America had begun raining guns and gear into the North Sea. Brownings, ammo, parachutes, oxygen tanks, flak suits,
helmets, binoculars. Boney wanted to activate the thermite grenade
on the Norden bombsight, but Wen convinced him
that no German was going to snag the thing
on a fish hook before
the war was over. Fuel was leaking
everywhere and Wen was afraid that setting off the Norden
would blow the whole damn aircraft.
Boney acquiesced and then heaved the heavy apparatus out the front access hatch. Plavitz sadly patted his sextant and then chucked
it out, followed
by his entire chart table.
He also quietly slipped his drumsticks into his flight suit. None of the other crew would have missed them, but Plavitz would rather go into the drink himself than chuck the pair of sticks he’d been beating since he was old enough to hold them.
Thirty minutes
later the bomber was a hundred
feet off the water and the English
coast was dead ahead. Farley had the throttle shoved forward
and his arms were aching from wrestling the control
wheel.
“I’m open to suggestions,” he told Broben.
“Set her down on the beach,”
his copilot offered.
“I can work on my tan.” “In England?”
“It’s still
a beach.”
Farley told the crew he was going to leave the wheels up and try to set her down in the shallows.
He ordered them to throw
out their heavy flak jackets
and be sure they were wearing their mae wests, then take crash positions, which really just meant getting on the floor with a cushion
and bracing themselves.
Number Four burped and cut out as Farley
was banking left to line up the bomber
over a stretch of narrow beach.
He put all his weight
into turning the control wheel,
and he feathered
Number Four and told Jerry to cut power to the remaining
two engines. Jerry quickly powered down the engines
and generators and shut off the fuel lines, and the Voice
of America went
silent for her last ten seconds of flight.
The North Sea blurred by on the left and
England streaked by on the right. Farley
kept the nose up and felt the tail touch water. The drag brought the nose down and Farley quickly raised the flaps
to help her skim along the surface.
They planed along the shallows
off the beach like a skipping
stone. The bomber breached the chop. The crew were jolted, then slammed forward
as the fuselage touched bottom and hissed along the sand. Then the left wing’s leading edge bit water hard and they were thrown around as the bomber slewed left. The aircraft ground
to a halt and yawed to port. Cold
seawater poured through
the wheel- wells and bomb bay doors. The crew scrambled to their feet and got the hell out, each man picturing himself
trapped in a huge metal coffin sliding to the bottom
of a freezing sea. But the Voice of America had landed in shallow
water, and her right half lay fully
on the narrow
beach as if her captain had ordered her careened.
Farley grabbed the flare gun, and he and Broben
helped each other
out the window.
They slid down the hull and splashed into the cold water and slogged to the raw beach. Farley counted heads while Broben lit a Lucky and stood looking
at the Flying Fortress
half- submerged
in the breaking shallows.
“Keep sailing
like that and you’ll make admiral
someday, Joseph,”
he said.
Farley had scowled
at the beached bomber. Waves gurgled
against the hull. The water around her stained with leaking oil and fuel.
He looked at Wen. “Think they can fix her?” he asked.
Wen spat. “I’m worried
they might. She was a dog, I’da shot her five missions
ago,” he said.
Farley nodded. Then he handed Wen the flare gun. “Here,” he said. “Put her out of our misery.”
The RAF had picked them
up. The Limeys in their fatigues
regarding the huge
American bomber
burning on their shore.
At Horsham St. Faith they were debriefed about the Brunswick mission and
then billeted in the most comfortably appointed barracks any of them had seen since joining up. Next morning they hitched a ride with a USAAF supply convoy
back to Thurgood, where they found that their billets had been given over to new arrivals and their belongings
had been divided up among the squadron, except for personal
effects, which had been given to the chaplain to be mailed back home.
No one at Thurgood could
believe it when
the nine remaining Voice of America crewmen hopped off the Jimmy Deuce outside the mess tent. That night the crew were stood warm beers in the Boiler Room, and no one else realized the survivors were toasting the loss of the Voice of America
every bit as much as they
were celebrating having
made it back alive.
They
left a glass full for Hansen
and nobody mentioned him.
Every man got back
every item that had been parceled out, except for the food that had been eaten.
Zippos, paperbacks, playing cards,
clothes. Francis, their tail gunner,
even got back his Shadow comic books.
part one: the mission
one
Shorty perched on the A-frame
ladder with six colors of paint in half-cut beer cans jostling on the top step as he worked
the brush against
the riveted aircraft
hull. It was late afternoon on a rare sunny day in Thurgood,
but the olive-painted aluminum
was still cool and taking the paint well.
The long fuselage of the B-17F
Flying Fortress slanted down to Shorty’s right, shadow stretching onto
the recently constructed concrete taxiway.
The Number Two engine propeller was a huge Y behind him.
“Her tits are too small.”
Shorty looked down to see Gus Garrett
squinting up at him. Blue eyes in a work-tanned face, hair the color of cornsilk. A worn ball glove hung on his left hand.
“Too small for what?” Shorty asked. Garrett grinned.
“For me, for starters.”
Shorty shook his head sadly. “You just remember them bigger,” he said in Jack Benny’s instantly recognizable voice. “Because you haven’t
seen any in so long, y’know.”
“I wanted ’em bigger then,
too,” said Garrett,
and turned back to the game of catch
going on around
the bomber parked on its hardstand.
Shorty shook his head and went back to work painting the nose art. He’d already
drawn the shape in chalk and then painted in the face, the flesh tones, the blue leotard,
the gauzy windblown cape. Flesh tones were hard, but at least he was working
with oils, thanks to Corporal Brinkman’s run into town for more art supplies.
Sunny days in June seemed
about as common as rocking-horse shit here in southeastern England. Shorty
was squeezing everything he could out of it,
but soon he’d
be losing the
sun- light, and he still had to do the black ink outlines and final highlights that would make the whole thing pop and give it life.
Below him someone cleared
his throat and spat. Shorty looked down to see Flight Engineer Wendell Bonniker
squinting up at the painting
in progress. Wen was a beefy, sandy-haired guy who was always looking at things as if he were trying to figure out how to fix them. People included.
Four years ago he’d quit high school to run moonshine outside
of Charlotte, and he’d outrun
feds and sheriffs on endless miles of winding country
road in cars he’d built and modified
and repaired since
he’d been old enough to reach the pedals. Wen claimed he could drive or fix anything with wheels on it, and given the magic he worked
on a ship, no one had any reason to doubt him.
“That farmboy gettin’
in your hair?” Wen called
up.
Shorty wiped his forehead with the arm holding the brush. “Says her tits are too small.” “Sheeit,” said Wen. He raised his voice. “That tractor
jockey never saw tits on nothing
he didn’t have to milk at five a.m.”
Shorty grinned
and turned back to his painting. “Legs could be longer, though,”
Wen added.
Shorty sagged. “For crying in the sink,” he said. He glared over his shoulder
and shook the brush at Wen. In Jack Benny’s voice he said, “Don’t you have a ball to throw, Cinderella?”
Wen smirked. “Man,
you arty types sure are touchy.”
He touched the bill of his worn
A-3 cap and spat tobacco
juice and went to rejoin the game of catch.
The crew liked to go out to the bomber and throw the ball around after chow. It let them blow off steam and bitch about
the Army and insult
each other without
it getting too personal. It worked
pretty well.
Today they had another reason
for their ritual
game of catch. The B-17F heavy bomber that Shorty
was painting was brand-new, delivered the day before yesterday
and parked on a hardstand in the slot the much-reviled Voice of America had occupied for half a dozen straight missions.
At the moment the new bird was just a number,
unchristened and untested.
And even though her delivery had also been her shakedown
cruise and she’d been checked out on arrival—and would be gone over again by the ground crew if Ordnance got the go-ahead tonight—Wen had told Captain
Farley that a little tire-kicking session might
be a good idea. Farley had agreed. This was one of the world’s most complicated machines, about to be loaded with four tons of coiled death and thrown into the sky with ten young men who squabbled like close brothers even though they had been strangers to each other the year before, and schoolboys the year before that.
A successful mission and those ten lives could turn on a tightened oil gasket, a correctly loaded
ammo belt, or any of the ten thousand
other things that could go graveyard
wrong. When that huge and intricate
web could be undone at
almost
any strand, you bought
yourself whatever
insurance you could.
So today’s
game of catch served
as a smoke screen
to let the crew check out the ground crew’s work
without looking as if they
didn’t trust the ground crew.
Because you had to trust the ground crew. The alternative was to worry that one link in that chain had not been done right, and go completely out of your mind. And the crew couldn’t afford
that, because doing their own jobs
right could drive
them foxhole crazy
if they thought
too much about what
they were doing. USAAF hospitals
were full to bursting with promising
young men who had looked too long and too hard into the wholesale abattoir
that was the new science
of aerial warfare.
Human brains might have invented
it, but they sure as hell weren’t
built to endure it. As Lieutenant Broben put it, going daffy
was the only reasonable thing a man could do in these conditions.
Somewhere behind Shorty a ball clapped into a leather glove and someone shouted a friendly insult.
Shorty could listen to it all day. It sounded like home.
Every so often one of the men would
take off his ball glove and jump up into the main hatch of the bomber.
Sometimes the crew heard banging from inside. Sometimes swearing. They ignored both.
They played catch and smoked cigarettes. Or, in Boney Mullen’s case, a pipe. A few minutes later the missing crewman would hop back down to the concrete
and put his glove back on and quietly rejoin
the game, and the ball would
come his way and he’d give a little nod.
At one point Shorty heard Plavitz yelling up at him, and he patiently
finished painting a section and turned around to see the navigator shaking a finger up at him. “What are you doing with my sticks?”
he demanded.
“Simmer down, Gene Krupa,”
Shorty said. “I saw them laying around and I knew you’d blow a gasket
if they turned
up missing, so I grabbed them. Here.”
He drew Plavitz’s hickory drumsticks from a rear pocket and tossed them down.
Plavitz caught
them up and twirled them in the same fluid motion. “I never,” he said. “You’re welcome, I’m sure,” Shorty
said in Bugs Bunny’s voice, and turned back to the
painting taking shape before
him.
“Yeah, okay, thanks,” said Plavitz, and disappeared into the bomber. A moment later rapid-fire rolls and lazy paradiddles sounded
from different parts of the aircraft.
Shorty mixed paints onto a page torn from an old Yank magazine and leaned back to study the figure he was forming on the metal. He dipped his brush in a sheared
beer can of black paint and pulled the wet bristles
between his thumb and forefinger several
times, testing the flow. Then he got to work on the black lines, starting
with the legs, which were bare from ankle-strap high heels all the long way to the dark blue leotard
at her pelvis. They were plenty long enough,
thank you very much.
The drumming
stopped and Plavitz hopped out of the aircraft. “It’s still got that new- bomber smell,”
he announced.
Shorty made a pained
face. “Your parents
must be some very patient
people,” he said.
“Or deaf.”
Plavitz twirled a stick like a majorette. “You’ll
be laughing when
I’m playing with Glenn Miller,” he said, and hurried
to rejoin the game of catch.
Shorty shook his head. Plavitz was okay, except when he wasn’t.
Shorty’s
father, Howard Dubuque, owned a radio sales and service shop in downtown Grandville, Michigan. Little
Wayne had grown up surrounded by radios and
radio programs. He had learned to tell time by what show was on the air. In fifth grade he had built his first wireless radio with a piece of galena crystal and a safety pin, and he still remembered the thrill of hearing
Fibber McGee’s voice come over a speaker
he had salvaged from a busted radio.
As he grew
older he helped
his father in the shop,
troubleshooting ornate Gothic
Hartcos, arched Philco
cathedrals, cheap Sears Bakelite Silvertones. Eventually Wayne had his own little corner
in the shop’s
back room. He’d repair
the electronics, polish
the wood with
lemon oil, clean the Bakelite
with dish soap.
A Dubuque repair
was good as new, and loyal customers and strong word of mouth helped
carry Wayne’s family through the Great Depression.
When Wayne’s father asked him to spruce up the store’s faded signage, Wayne went ahead and made all-new
signs. He had a knack for drawing, and soon half the stores
along First Street sported Wayne’s
lettering and artwork.
Often he worked in trade for groceries or dry goods,
one time even a month of free tickets at the Paramount.
Eventually
Wayne became a ham radio operator, driving
his mother crazy with the constant “CQ, CQ, this is Grandville, Michigan, USA, come in” that
came from his bedroom. She would chase him out of the house, laughing and saying “Why can’t you hang out on street corners
like other boys your age?”
Radio Operator was an ironclad
cinch for Wayne after Basic. His knowledge and experience pretty much guaranteed a slot on a bomber roster,
and flying with the new Army Air Force and all that Buck Rogers gear was the cat’s meow to the newly minted Pfc. Dubuque. After preflight training
he was sent to Scott Field in Illinois for radio operator training. Wayne aced Morse Code, but he was surprised
how much more than radio he was supposed to learn.
Basic navigation, aircraft
identification, gunnery,
oxygen mask systems, generators. And radios, too—more intimately than
even he could
have imagined. By the end of training
Wayne could assemble
an aircraft radio
by feel in a pitch-black room.
He’d been promoted
to sergeant—all bomber crew were sergeant
or higher so they’d be
treated better if they were captured—and assigned to a B-17 crew under Captain
Logan at Maxwell Field, Alabama.
When the crew found out his hobby was shortwave radio, Wayne was Shorty from then on. When they found
out he could draw, Captain
Logan asked him to do the
nose art for their new bomber,
which he was calling Voice
of America. Shorty painted a towering Uncle Sam shouting bombs through
a megaphone at a cowering Hitler.
And now here he was, on the other side of the Atlantic, and Captain Logan had been killed by flak over
Cologne, and Shorty was painting a new bird for a
different pilot. Life worked out funny, when it worked out at all.
Shorty finished the black lines
and stepped up a rung on the folding ladder
and set a hand on the hull. He worked on the face again, adding
contour and highlights, color to the cheeks. “Hey, Shorty,”
a voice behind
him called in a thick New Jersey
accent. “How come you didn’t make that little number look like Francis’
sister?” Then a long low whistle, and a few
laughs from below.
Shorty turned to see Lieutenant Broben sitting on the Number Two engine cowling.
The copilot lit a Lucky
and gestured with it. “That
girl’s a blue-plate special.”
“Aw, jeez, lieutenant,” said Francis, whom Broben had instantly dubbed
“Saint Francis” because he was pure as angel piss. “I don’t even have a sister.”
“Whose picture
were you showing
these deprived apes the other day?” Broben
demanded. “Your Sunday School teacher?”
Francis colored. He shaved once
a month and had lied about
his age when
he’d joined up, and if anyone was going to get out of this
war still a virgin, it was him. “Gosh,”
he said, “that was my mom. She does teach Sunday School, though.”
“That dame was your mother?” Broben
looked up at the clouds.
“I wouldn’t show these saps a picture of my great grandma. They get worked
up when they see an overstuffed couch.”
“You should make her
look like Francis’ mom,” Plavitz
called up. “It’s
good luck to have the mother of a saint on your bomber.”
The others
laughed.
“The captain
was pretty definite
what he wanted her to look like,”
Shorty said.
In fact, over beer in the Boiler
Room the other night Captain
Farley had gone into great detail about the girl he wanted on their bomber, nodding
more and more enthusiastically as Shorty sketched on napkin after
napkin, zeroing in on the
face the captain
wanted. Shorty had wondered why the captain didn’t have a picture if the girl meant so
much to him, but you didn’t ask about that stuff. Whoever she was, Shorty wanted to do her justice.
Broben kicked his feet between
the prop blades.
“You’re gonna be painting her by moonlight
if you don’t hurry up,” he said.
“It’d go a lot quicker if everyone
stopped giving me their
expert opinion.” Broben spread
his hands. “Everyone’s an expert on dames.”
“Well, you can have her fast, or you can have her good.” The lieutenant grinned. “Like I said.”
“Why can’t they be both?” asked Garrett.
Broben ignored
him. “She’s kinda pale, ain’t she?” he asked.
Shorty didn’t
bother to look back at him. “Do I look like Michelangelo to you, lieutenant?”
“Well,”
a mild voice said, “you’re
painting on top of a ladder and you’re taking orders from God.”
They all turned
to see Captain Farley standing
with his hands on his hips, his crush cap raked back on his head as he looked up at the nearly finished painting.
He wore his A-2 jacket despite
the day’s unseasonable warmth. A sergeant stood just behind him, a dark, small man with black eyes.
“What, you got demoted?” Broben
asked.
Shorty shifted the
brush to his left hand and gave the captain a casual salute, trying to gauge whether he looked approving or disappointed as he took in the artwork.
“I don’t want to rush you, Shorty,” Farley
called up. “But
I think she’ll
be happier if she’s dressed up when we take her to the dance.”
“So we’re definitely going out tomorrow?” Everett
asked.
Farley raised
an eyebrow. “I don’t know anything you boys don’t.
But if the order does come down tonight, it’s a safe bet we’ll be on the roster.”
“If these guys’ll leave me alone I’ll have her done in half an hour, cap,” said Shorty. “This crate’ll
fly out with the best nose this side of Durante.”
Farley smiled. “That’s what I want to hear.” He glanced back at the new sergeant and waved him forward.
“Gentlemen, this is Sergeant
Proud Horse. He’s our new ball gunner.” “Proud Horse?” Broben went to the trailing
edge of the wing and slid off. He landed on
the concrete with surprising grace for a man of his girth.
“What kinda name is that?” “Lakota,” said the sergeant.
Broben cocked his head.
Beside him Plavitz
joggled the baseball
in his hand. “Beats me,” he told Broben.
Proud Horse nodded to himself.
“Indian,” he tried again.
“Well,
why didn’t you say so in the first
place?” drawled Wen. He spat tobacco
juice and held up a palm. “How, Chief.”
The new man looked the flight engineer
up and down.
Beside Wen, Everett
put his hands on his hips. “You left your teepee to come all the way
to England
and shoot Germans?”
Proud Horse looked
at him without expression. Then he pounded
a fist against his chest. “Me heap big
plains injun,” he said. “Flyheap big
planes. Droppum bomb, make-um smoke.” He looked
up and opened his hands to the sky. “Send Nazi devils to happy hunting
ground.”
Everett stared.
Proud Horse kept looking up.
Shorty started laughing, and the crew took it up until they were whooping. Broben grinned and stepped toward
the new crew member.
“This circus needs all the clowns it can get,” he said. He held out a hand.
“Welcome aboard,
sergeant.”
The new guy may have been small, but he had a hell of a grip. “Thank
you, lieutenant.” “Jerry Broben.” Broben
leaned in and
lowered his voice.
“There an Indian
word for your
name?” he asked.
Proud Horse looked
up at him and shrugged
a shoulder. He really was a little
guy, about as close to 4-F as you could get and still qualify. “My first name’s Martin,
if that helps.”
“Martin?”
Broben shook his head. “Never
mind. This bunch’ll
hand you a nickname in about two minutes anyways. Like it or not.”
“I’m used to that.” “I guess
so.”
“Hey, chief,”
called Garrett. “They play ball out there on the reservation? You know, baseball?” He mimed swinging
a bat.
“Some,”
Martin admitted.
“Well, don’t worry, we’ll
show ya. First we gotta get you a glove.” Garrett
held up his own and flexed it. “See?”
“Mine’s back at—”
“Hey, Shorty!”
Garrett called up. “Loan Geronimo
here your glove, will you?” Shorty pointed with his brush.
“It’s by the wheel chock
there.”
Garrett fetched the wellworn fielder’s
glove and held it out to Martin.
“Your hand goes in this end, chief.”
Martin put on the glove
and stood looking
at it. Captain Farley looked
as if he were about to say something
but changed his mind. Martin glanced
at him, and Farley
gave back a little smile and nodded.
“Have fun, sergeant,” he said. “That’s
an order.”
Martin saluted
with the glove.
“Yes, sir.”
Garrett jogged backward
along the taxiway, away from the row of heavy bombers parked facing him. He nodded
at Plavitz, and the navigator underhanded the baseball to Martin, who caught it in the trap and stood looking at Garrett.
The burly waist-gunner held his glove in front
of his chest. “All right, Geronimo.” He punched the glove, then
flapped it. “Put
her anywhere around here,
got it? Just pretend you’re
throwing a tomahawk.”
Up on his ladder Shorty shook his head. Being the new guy was hard enough without being the new guy and an Indian.
He bent and mixed
up more flesh pink
and was just stretching up to start
on the face when a loud
pop! nearly startled him from the ladder. It had sounded
like a rifle
shot. Garrett yelled and Everett hooted. Shorty turned as quickly as he could high up on the ladder and saw Garrett wringing his hand like he was trying to flick
off snot. His glove and the baseball
lay in the grass beside
him.
“God damn it,” said Garrett.
Everett put his hands on his knees
and cackled. Wen laughed
and slapped himself on the leg with his grimy cap. Broben grinned
like someone had told a dirty joke, and even Boney smiled there behind his great stinking
bulldog briar pipe as he sat in the shade of the wing. The captain
folded his arms and tried to look above it all. He almost succeeded.
Martin remained in his follow-through, waiting to see what Garrett
was going to do.
The big man turned his hand in front of his face as if puzzled
that there was no blood. “I think you broke it,” he said. “Son of a bitch feels like wood.”
Martin straightened up and pointed
to the trap on his glove. “It hurts less if you catch it here.”
“Screw you.”
“And the Proud Horse I rode in on,” Martin agreed. Everybody
laughed harder, and Broben applauded
slowly.
“Sergeant Horse was
a pitcher for
the American Legion team
in Rapid City,” said
Farley. “Post Twenty-Two, South Dakota state champs,” said Martin.
“This just keeps getting
better,” said Broben.
“You have a nickname
when you played?” Martin looked embarrassed. “They, uh,
called me Red Man.
Because I chewed
tobacco.” “Good thing he didn’t
like Beechnut,” Shorty
chimed in from on high.
Everett chortled. “Hear that, Gus? Geronimo
here’s called Red Man.”
“I don’t give a shit if he’s called General
Jesus Roosevelt,” said Garrett. “He nearly gimped my goddamn hand.”
“You do all your pulling
with the other
one anyway,” said Everett.
“Only when he sees an overstuffed couch,”
added Plavitz. He drummed
a rimshot on the hull.
Shorty turned back to the riveted metal looming above him. Any other day he’d be in the middle of the fun, cracking
jokes and doing voices and pulling faces.
But tomorrow the alu- minum he was painting
would carry him across the English Channel or the North Sea in subzero temperatures, possibly
through storms
and definitely through
enemy territory. It was
thinner than the steel of a beer can, and it was all the shield
he’d have between
himself and fighter planes and antiaircraft shells. That shield would bear his artwork, and it had to be right.
Shorty came off like a goofball, but he was dead serious
about his work. He was barely aware of what he was doing
as he dipped a trim brush, borrowed
from Corporal Brinkman, into half a beer can and pulled on the soft slick bristle and finished up the figure’s face, adding shades and highlights.
Finally Shorty gathered
up his paint cans and climbed carefully from the ladder.
He set down the cans
and moved the ladder
aside and stepped
back and looked
up at her. Only dimly aware of his sore neck and aching back.
The jibes and throws tossed
all around him sounded underwater.
There was just the parked bomber,
angled as if already climbing in the air, the two small windows
at the navigator’s station in the nose,
the painted figure
prone beneath. The setting
sun cast magic-hour light across the airfield.
He became aware that someone was standing beside
him and he glanced at the captain. Farley wasn’t smiling, he wasn’t frowning. Shorty couldn’t have said what the expression on his face was. Recognition, maybe. A man who saw some long-held notion given shape at last.
“Oh,” said Farley. “Oh, she—she’s
fine, Shorty. Really fine. Just the way I pictured.” Reluctantly he looked away from the painting. “You’ve
outdone yourself
on this one.”
“Sir.” Shorty
saluted.
Garrett’s wolf whistle
broke the moment. “She can wave my wand any time she wants,” he said.
“A little
respect, huh?” said Broben. “That’s
a lady you’re talking
about.”
The ten of them were gathered around the front of the bomber now. Captain,
copilot, navigator, bombardier, flight
engineer. Left and right waist
gunners, tail gunner,
belly gunner. And Shorty the radio operator, who glanced among their faces, looking
for frowns, knitted brows,
cocked heads. He didn’t find any. Even the new guy was looking
on in open admiration, though he couldn’t
have fully appreciated what he was seeing.
The painting
on the nose of the Flying
Fortress showed a sorceress. Not a witch, not a hag. A long, slim, pale-skinned woman in a skintight navy-blue leotard.
Long black hair
and pale green eyes. She was posed like the figurehead on an old sailing ship,
or the hood orna- ment on a Cadillac. Nearly
prone, back arched,
one arm back
and one outstretched and raven hair windswept. As if diving through the water or the air. Long pale legs, one bent at the knee. A gauzy
blue cape flowed
from her shoulders. A black wand in her outstretched hand pointed toward the
.50-cal cheek gun emerging
from a clear plexiglas window.
She was long and angular and
strong, joyous
in her flight but determined in her attitude. Her face was stern
and regal and refined.
Not a grin but the ghost of a smile. Her clear-eyed gaze was fixed on something
beyond the aircraft. Always looking
ahead, always flying to meet it.
This was no Betty Grable
in a bathing suit. No girlish Vargas pinup. This was a da Vinci angel ethereal
in metal, a Waterhouse nymph resplendent in flight. Beautiful
and refined, magical and eerie and not quite of this earth.
In the background floated isolated clouds.
Some of them looked
oddly solid, like
granite, and at least one looked suspiciously like a medieval castle.
The lettering beneath
the flying woman was shadowed
script, almost
a signature. Fata Morgana.
The men were quiet, looking at her. Shorty realized
that he had never once seen his crewmates together
and quiet, except
at mission briefings right before wheels-up. It made him nervous.
Then Garrett
said, “Still needs bigger tits.”
Lieutenant
Broben took off his hat and rubbed
his brush cut and sighed.
He put an arm around Shorty
and stood looking
at the painting. “I apologize, ma’am,” Broben
told the flying figure. “An angel could
play the violin,
and some guys would only hear a horse’s tail sawing on a piece of catgut.”
“Well what else is it?” asked Garrett.
Broben dropped his arm from Shorty and turned
to Farley. “I got an idea,”
he said. “Tomorrow, let’s just drop Garrett
on Germany. The Nazis’ll
be finished in a week.”
“I think it’d
violate the Geneva
Convention,” said Farley. “There
are some things you just can’t do in a war. Even to Nazis.”
Broben sighed.
“Bombs it is, then.” “Like civilized men,” Farley agreed.
Martin shook his head. “I can’t keep up with you guys,” he said.
Boney pointed
the stem of his pipe at the bomber.
“Keep up in there,” he said.
Martin looked at the bombardier. Tall and skinny and very pale. Gaunt face impassive behind his fuming pipe. It was the first thing the man had said since Martin had arrived.
“Boney talks like he bombs,” Shorty told him. “He doesn’t drop one till he’s sure it’s gonna hit.”
Martin pointed
to the lettering. “Fata Morgana?”
he asked. “Fay-tuh
Mor-gon-uh,” Shorty corrected.
“What’s
it mean?”
“Tell him what it means,
Joseph,” said Broben.
“Yeah, tell him, cap,” said Garrett. “I want to hear it again, too.” “Maybe it’ll
sink in this time,”
said Everett.
Garrett punched
him on the shoulder.
“All right,” said Farley. He looked around self-consciously at his attentive
crew, then nodded at his new belly gunner.
“Fata morganas are a kind
of mirage,” he said. “You see them under
certain conditions in calm weather,
when a layer of warm air sits on top of a layer of cold air.
It acts like a lens. Sometimes they look like floating rocks just above the hori- zon.” Farley
paused. “Or castles
in the air.”
Broben waggled
his eyebrows. “Castles,” he said. “In the air.”
“Say,”
Shorty said in his best
radio announcer voice,
“you mean like
a … flying fortress?” “Why, yes, sergeant, I mean exactly
like a Flying Fortress.
Clever, no?”
“But why not call her Mirage?”
asked Martin. “Everyone knows
what a mirage is.”
“A fata morgana’s a special kind of mirage,” said Captain Farley. “Technically, it’s a complex superior mirage.”
“Ooh, you got the fancy flight school,”
said Broben. “The one for smart pilots,”
Farley agreed.
“So where
does the girl with the magic wand come in?” Martin
persisted. “She’s a girl,” said Everett. “You need a reason?”
“Morgan la Fay was a sorceress in King Arthur,”
said Farley. “She was Arthur’s half sister.”
Broben hooked a thumb at Farley. “College
boy,” he explained. He mimed drinking tea with his pinky extended. “Lih-tra-choor, dontchoo know.”
Farley nodded at the painting. “The Italians called her Fata
Morgana. They named the mirages
after her because
they thought they were magic. Floating
islands or castles
that lured sailors to their death.
Like the Sirens.”
“Yeah, the air-raid sirens,”
said Garrett.
Martin squinted at the woman on the bomber. “So … she’s a sorceress … and a flying fortress … and a mirage?”
Farley nodded.
“You’ve got it.”
Martin looked thoughtful as he rubbed
near the hollow of his throat. His intensity made the men glance
among themselves, but they said nothing.
“The Lakota have Heyoka Winyan,” said Martin. “Thunder-Dreaming Woman. She carries lightning, and she’s a great healer. She speaks in a voice like thunder.”
“Well,
this dame’s gonna yell all over Germany
when we take her up,” said Broben. “Fata Morgana,” Martin
said again.
Shorty nodded. “We weren’t
all that nuts about it at first,”
he said. He ducked his head apologetically at Farley. “But after the captain explained it, it was kind of hard to picture calling her anything
else.”
Martin nodded. “Names have power,” he said. He became aware that they were all looking at him and he spread
his hands. “Hey, you don’t
need my okay,” he protested. “I’m the new guy.”
“Tomorrow’s our first time with her, too,” said Boney. “She’ll be a good ol girl,”
said Wen.
“Lady,”
Broben countered.
Garrett shrugged. “Girl,
lady. I’m still gonna see how far I can get with her and still be friends.”
Broben shook his
head. “Sergeant Garrett,” he said, “you’re a hell of gunner. But you are one hundred
percent barbarian.”
Whatever
Garrett replied was drowned out by the crew’s laughter.
Steven R. Boyett - Website
Steven R. Boyett’s novels include the fantasy classic Ariel, The Architect of Sleep, Elegy Beach, and Mortality Bridge. He wrote a draft ofToy Story 2 for Pixar, and created the groundbreaking online music series Podrunner and Groovelectric.
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en Mitchroney’s film and television credits include director, head of story, director of photography, and storyboard artist on Storks, The Lego Movie, The Ant Bully, Toy Story 2, Monsters Inc., The Annoying Orange Show, Mighty Magiswords, and more. His comic illustration includes Ren & Stimpy, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Myth Conceptions, and creating the influential Space Ark. He is an official artist for the Ed “Big Daddy” Roth estate, and official illustrator for the Oakland Athletics and at one time the Baltimore Orioles.
He is currently involved with the restoration of the Ward Kimball collection at the Southern California Railway Museum in Perris, California.
What a wonderful review Debbie, I really enjoyed reading it! This book will go on my to read list.
ReplyDeletethanks Cyndy I really enjoyed it, well obviously LOL ;-)
DeleteI hadn't heard of this one and even though it's not my kind of book, it does sound like a good story.
ReplyDeletefabulous story Mary
DeleteOhhh wicked cool premise
ReplyDeleteI know right!
DeleteThis sounds so good and Macleod Andrews is a favorite narrator for me.
ReplyDeleteit was my maiden voyage with him Kim but I'm going to get something else he narrates! He made the novel
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